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Subject: Castro's Army |
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A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in.The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.The bartender serves him,the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says,"Hey aren´t you going to pay for that?" The man says,"Excuse me,Castro´s Army." The bartender says,"Alright then" and the man leaves.
A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in.The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.The bartender serves him,the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says,"Hey aren´t you going to pay for that?" The man says,"Excuse me,Castro´s Army." The bartender says "Alright then" and the man leaves.
The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says,"Hey aren´t you going to pay for that?" The Scotsman says,"Excuse me,Castro´s Army." The bartender says,"Hey where is your big black beard?"
The Scotsman thinks quickly.He lifts his Kilt and says,"Secret Service!"
[02-08-2006,00:52] [***.201.5.7] nitronton |
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(in reply to: Castro's Army) A loser called nitronton is sitting in an immigration forum then the mod asks him what the fuck are you doing here ?
The nitronton says ´I lost my brain´ .... The mod says ´oh ok´ ...
[02-08-2006,16:41] [**.101.169.112] Reality bites |
(in reply to: Castro's Army) LOL
[02-08-2006,21:39] [***.107.124.167] hongheo |
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