How often do you fart in your school?

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Subject: How often do you fart in your school?
I go to UOIT and I fart only when I´m in the lecture hall. I don´t do that in my residents or any other places.
[01-12-2006,01:23]
Anonymous
(in reply to: How often do you fart in your school?)
let me guess you have a 4.0 gpa, i also heard uoit students gets bonus marks just for showin up is that true?
[01-12-2006,01:28]
Anonymous
(in reply to: How often do you fart in your school?)
Yeah rite. But if the instructor catches u farting, den they don´t give those bonus grades. So the onlt challange for us it to fart and not to get caught.

As long as you don´t fart, u already get an A.

[01-12-2006,01:29]
Anonymous
(in reply to: How often do you fart in your school?)
can you teach me some techniques how to fart but not make any noises?
[01-12-2006,01:31]
Anonymous
(in reply to: How often do you fart in your school?)
OK. I learnt dis from UOIT study club. They are supposed to teech us how to study well. But yeah, they also teech how not no make noise when u have to fart while studying.

1. So, first, be confident! If u r scared, your fart will make more and more noise.

2. Sit somewhere, if u fart standing, sound will be 10 times greater.

3. While sitting, slowly let the air leave. The thing u need to be really careful with is that you should not hurry up. Slowly... This will work for sure.

4. And if u ever get caught, DENY! Say, "it was not me" Already, possibly there willl be many pple in the area, so u can always put the blame on someone else. If, on the other hand, there is only one person, in that case too u dont need to worry. Who cares if he tells his friends? U can still deny... They willl believe u, not him, in that case he will be a liar.

So take my advise; u will be the greatest farter in your school. UOIT is competitive though. If u ever transfer, dont forget that even though u will be coming to the MIT of Canada, your farting scores will no more be impressive.

[01-12-2006,08:20]
Anonymous
(in reply to: How often do you fart in your school?)
^ lol, this guy really needs a life.
[01-12-2006,12:43]
Anonymous
(in reply to: How often do you fart in your school?)
it´s pretty funny though lol
[01-12-2006,15:47]
Anonymous



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