Engineering and romance

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Subject: Engineering and romance
Engineers are casanovas. Here are some of their classic pick-up lines: 1) I won´t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page. 2) You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. 3) Since distance equals velocity times time, let´s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. 4) My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. 5) Let´s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. 6) How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond? 7) You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. 8) You´re sweeter than glucose. 9) We´re as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes. 10) Why don´t we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me? 11) Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX? 12) Your body has the nicest arc length I´ve ever seen. 13) Isn´t your e-mail address 14) You´re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
(in reply to: Engineering and romance)
This one is my favorite:

9) We?re as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.

(in reply to: Engineering and romance)
wow, those are actually some hot pick up lines.... on engineering girls!



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