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You might be an engineer if . . .

. . . you have no life and can prove it mathematically.

. . . you enjoy pain.

. . . you know vector calculus but you can?t remember how to do long division.

. . . you chuckle whenever anyone says ?centrifugal force.?

. . . you?ve actually ever used every single function on your graphing calculator.

. . . when you look in the mirror, you see an engineering major.

. . . it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.

. . . you frequently whistle the theme song to ?MacGyver.?

. . . you always do homework on Friday nights.

. . . you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.

. . . you think in ?math.?

. . . you?ve calculated that the World Series actually diverges.

. . . you hesitate to look at something because you don?t want to break down its wave function.

. . . you have a pet named after a scientist.

. . . you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.

. . . the Humane Society has had you arrested because you actually performed the Schroedinger?s Cat Experiment.

. . . you can translate English into Binary.

. . . you can?t remember what?s behind the door in the science building which says "Exit.?

. . . you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there?s a wind-chill factor in the lab.

. . . you are completely addicted to caffeine.

. . . you avoid doing anything because you don?t want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.

. . . you consider any non-science course ?easy.?

. . . when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.

. . . the ?fun? center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.

. . . you?ll assume that a ?horse? is a ?sphere? in order to make the math easier.

. . . you understood more than five of these indicators.

. . . you make a hard copy of this list and post it on your office door.

. . . you think it might be a neat idea to send this message to all of your friends in the form of email.

. . . you know the glass is neither half full nor half empty; it´s simply twice as big as it needs to be. (from mduffin3)

[21-08-2006,03:33]
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hahaha, I love this one:

". . . when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe. "

good work, buddy

[21-08-2006,03:47]
Anonymous
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boy, you sure do put a lot of shit in your post, good job
[21-08-2006,10:50]
Anonymous
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quite stupid.
[21-08-2006,12:45]
Anonymous
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the sad thing is, i forget long division... and i actually do know quite a bit of vector calculus.. that one is true
[21-08-2006,20:42]
Anonymous



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