Engineering Jokes!!!

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Subject: Engineering Jokes!!!
The Top 10 Things Engineering School didn´t teach

10. There are at least 10 types of capacitors.

9. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.

8. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.

7. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.

6. Always try to fix the hardware with software.

5. Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.

4. Overtime pay? What overtime pay?

3. Managers, not engineers, rule the world.

2. If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software.

1. Dilbert is a documentary.

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what is an engineers birth control?

his personality

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a manager with an arts degree does not oversee engineers. Engineers who move their way up to management, which by the bay is a natural progression, oversee other engineers.


Check out how many etrepenuers are engineers, why because we rule the world baby. Bills gates controls the internet and the military bitch, how do you think he got there..with an engineer state of mind baby.

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natural progression takes 20 years bud!

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