|Subject: White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (WASP) Jokes
|Q: Why did God create WASPs?
A: Someone has to buy retail!
Q: What do WASPs think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is?
A: A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers.
Q: How can you tell if a WASP is sexually excited?
A: The stiff upper lip.
Q: What´s an American WASP´s idea of open-mindedness?
A: Dating a Canadian.
Q: What does a little WASP girl want to be when she grows up?
A: "The very best person I possibly can."
Q: What´s a WASP´s idea of social security?
A: An ancestor on the Mayflower.
Q: Why did the WASP cross the street?
A: To get to the middle of the road.
Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A: A dinner party.
Q: What do WASPs think of the Mideast situation?
A: Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape.
Q: How does a WASP propose marriage?
A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?"
Q: What´s a WASP´s idea of affirmative action?
A: Hiring South American jockeys.
Q: What do WASPs say after sex?
A: "Thank you very much. I´m sorry. It won´t happen again.
Q: What´s a WASP´s definition of conspicuous consumption?
A: A Sunfish with a spinnaker.
Q. What do you call a WASP with a four-inch prick?
A. Well hung.
Q. How can you tell when a WASP is dead?
A. He lets go of his wallet.
Q. What do you call a WASP virgin?
A. You can´t. Her number´s unlisted.
Q. What´s a WASP´s favourite song?
A. "I´m Dreaming of a White Christmas."
Q. What does a professional WASP call her boss?
Q: How many WASPS does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. Two to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
Q: What is a WASP menage a trois?
A: Two headaches and one hard-on.
Q: Why do WASPs play golf?
A: So they can dress like pimps.
Q. What is the definition of a WASP?
A. Someone who gets out of the shower to take a leak.
| (in reply to: White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (WASP) Jokes)
It´s about time the whiteboy gets bashed. This forum is an "equal opportunity offender."